I've just reupped TheBigTymer.Com until Christmas of 2005. Sweet, huh? I can hear some certain people going "Oh crap!" Well, fuck them, I'll be here for 2 more years.

For the next 2 years, I promise to do my best to make this site supercool and not choke like John Carney (after the Saints' loss to Jacksonville, there will be a lynch mob waiting for him at Louie Armstrong Airport...trust me).

Between the time I last updated and now, I finished the semester with a 3.5. I also looked at a possible new apartment complex to move in to after the spring semester is over. It has private balconies, so I'd probably switch to satellite TV if I can.

Expect more of an update after Christmas. I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas...

...except the following pricks and hicks:
Nathan Boudreaux
John Gallent
Kyle Prestenback
Carly Melancon
Zack Soto
anyone else at KLSU except Jefferson Brumfield
Studio8.Net
The Janitor at Y-100
John Carney
the Recording Industry Association of America
...and some others

Merry Christmas. I hope Santy Claus brings me some Sugar Bowl tickets.

Woohoo, LSU is playing for the national championship in the Sugar Bowl! Nothing like home-field advantage too. Hell, LSU is pretty much Louisiana's college football team. Who gives a crap about Tulane football? Also, I don't even think UNO has a football team. Anyways, I think the Tigers are gonna boom the Sooners. LSU is gonna win the national championship, IMO.

I'm gonna try and get a student ticket. Only 2,000 are available, and you know that pretty much every student at LSU is gonna want one.

Even if people can't get tickets, we should go party in the 504 anyways. If LSU wins, trust me on this; I-10 from the N.O. to the B.R. is gonna be on FIRE. Literally.

During my Management final, I learned that the best investment is in bowl tickets. A guy in my class bought Sugar Bowl tickets for this year and last a couple of years back for $3,250. He broke even with last year's Sugar Bowl. Now, he's got 13 good seats on eBay. You can take them all, but the minimum bid is $20,000. Trust me, these will go for a nice price.

Speaking of class, I have just finished with this semester. Looks like two A's and two B's, although one A and one B will be close.

This winter break, if things go as planned, I'm thinking of redesigning TheBigTymer.Com. I may even make one or two more sites. Nothing's set in stone, though.

Now I'm gonna go relax.

No, I'm not gonna change my race, and I ain't gonna sleep with little boys. That's fuckin' sick and wrong, yo.

But, I am gonna get surgery on my nose. Not plastic surgery, mind you. I've had a sinus infection for 3 months, and allergy medicine wasn't getting rid of it. The doctors took some cat-scans of my head, and I have a badly deviated septum, as well as a cyst in my right sinus. I'm gonna get this taken care of after the semester's over.

Speaking of semester, how the hell can I think I do so well on a test in ISDS 3115, yet get a C? If I weren't taking Woosley, I'd say "that's fucked up!" He's not gonna get a good evaluation from me. He's probably not gonna get a good evaluation from anyone else either.

I took my ISDS 3100 a few hours ago, and I feel I did good. I hope that carries over to MKT 3401. Essay tests -- ugh.

Thanksgiving vacation was decent...I think I picked up a bit of diarrhea though. Taking a shit every so often is not cool; plus, it's a waste of TP. I picked up a couple of 12-packs of Mr. Pibb while up in the ATL. It sucks that they don't sell Pibb down here; I like it a little better than Dr. Pepper.

No real updates other than this. I gotta study for a fucking test. What the hell do you want from me?

But here's some weird-ass search terms people used during November to get to The BigTymer:

girls pooping - Damn, some people have sick-ass minds!
hot wheels bling bling - Damn, when I was a kid, our Hot Wheels cars were nothing like an Escalade on 24's. It's never too late to infuse the gangsta rap culture in our nation's youth.
old test isds 3115 - Why would you want mine, I sucked on them too!
klsu - Repeat after me...KLSU SUCKS. KLSU SUCKS. KLSU SUCKS.
x104.9 - HELLO. They no longer exist.

Ciao.

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