My Ass Is Sore
Let's see... when I went to my car to go to class this morning, I slipped on the sidewalk and fell on my ass. When I got back to my apartment, I slipped on the sidewalk and fell on my ass. During bowling class today, I slipped and fell on my ass 3 TIMES. Just so you know, I'm typing this while standing up.
Yeah, so I fell on my ass 3 times during bowling class. I also had my best game ever; a 144. I came up 1 pin short of getting a turkey at one point. I also did great on my skill test. Did I mention that one of the times I fell on my ass was during the skill test?
Speaking of class, my birthday has turned into a four-day weekend. In Security class, we're having an "internet session" on Friday. Last time we had that, we had no class! So I got Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday off.
Speaking of birthday, the fund is still at $0.00. You've still got time! Just click either of the buttons on the right.
One final note before I go: seems the "fine fellows" at Pixelshit have been obsessing over me the past few days. Don't they have work to do?
Anyhoo, next update on my 21st b-day. Holla!
Posted 6.28.2004 - 0 Comments
The Difference Between Triscuits And Lesbians
Here's a bad joke I overheard yesterday in the bowling alley:
Q: What is the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
A: One is a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker.
...yeah, I don't get it either.
Speaking of bowling, I'm averaging around an 85, with my best game a 101. I know I'm not that great, but it's better than I used to be. I'm hoping to get scores above 100 more constantly.
Yesterday, I saw John Schunior, and he's all like "BigTymer, give me a shoutout, dawg", so I hooked a brotha up. I never told him about the site, so Scotty Vines probably did. He's been telling a lot of people about us.
Besides giving Schunior a shoutout, I added a link or two. And the 21st Birthday Fund is still at $0.00, so click those boxes and put some bling in!
Posted 6.23.2004 - 0 Comments
I Feel So Lethargic Today
God, I feel so fuckin' tired today. Last night, someone was hammering something and it was keeping me awake. If I hadn't been too tired to get out of bed, I would've gone and shut 'em up. Before I started my caffeine-free kick, I would've just had a Dr. Pepper and been fine.
Anyways, not much else has been going on. Summer semester has been really easy. It's made me lazy; so lazy, I haven't felt like doing anything else. The only thing I've been doing is thinking about a new design for the site. Nothing's on paper yet, but I think that the next incarnation of TheBigTymer.Com will be super.
The only other thing I've done is watch lots of TV. Looks like Cartoon Network got a makeover, and it looks real good. To anyone who thinks that college guys can't watch cartoons, I say fuck off. Cartoons are great; much better than that reality TV crap.
Here's a little bit of consumer advice: Super Target sucks. Limited selection of groceries at jacked-up prices. Guess it's back to the Super Wal-Mart for me (you know, the one Jesus reigns supreme over?)
Anyways, since my 21st birthday is in a little less than 3 weeks, I set up a little fund where you can donate any amount of cash you wish. Credit cards are accepted!
Posted 6.15.2004 - 0 Comments
Strange Coincidences
Last fall, I had to borrow my sister's car while The SS was being repaired. It was a couple of weeks old when the right front tire blew out. It happened on I-12 between Denham Springs and Walker. By the way, her car's a Saturn with Firestone tires.
Well, yesterday I had a right front Firestone tire go down on my Saturn. Just a couple of weeks after I got the car. And it was on I-12, between Denham Springs and Walker. Scary.
Anyways, summer semester has started. Looks to be real low-stress. Since I'm taking bowling for pass/fail credit, it's even less stressful. And I get to bowl after lunch almost every day. The only thing missing is a summer job. I could use the bling to keep up my lavish lifestyle.
Oh yeah, eBay is a great place to get textbooks. I got mine for less than half of what I would play at a bookstore.
Posted 6.8.2004 - 0 Comments
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