2008 Was A Very Good Year
It's the last day 2008, and we start 2009 tomorrow. This year kinda flew by. But at least it didn't suck. Well, my retirement fund lost a good bit, but I still have time to make it back up.
I had a decent Christmas. I got mostly money and gift cards, but at least I don't have to worry about the gift cards. I used the Old Navy one to buy a whole new work wardrobe, and even got change back. And if Wal-Mart goes under, we have bigger problems other than worrying about our gift cards being useless.
I've been off of work for all of last week, and all of this week. When I get back on Monday, I should be looking forward to PPRROOOMOOTTIONS!!! And RRAAAIIISSSEESS??? PPRRRROOOMMOOOTTIONS!!! And then, we party! Well, we'll see.
If nothing else, I was able to spend my vacation time getting all my MP3s properly tagged and loaded onto my phone. I like my Walkman phone, even though the playlist creation on it is a little convoluted. Everyone says I should get an iPhone, but I don't know if I can justify that one.
Well, see you all next year.
Posted 12.31.2008 - 0 Comments
Batshit Crazy Girl Trying To Break In My Apartment
This was a little sooner then I was actually planning to write something that nobody reads, but I got a great story from last night that I have to share.
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At about 2 AM last night (or this morning), I was awoken by somebody banging really loud on my door. I got up, figuring the building must be on fire or something. As I'm walking to the door, I notice the knob is turning. The door's locked and deadbolted, but I'm not taking any chances. I grab on to the knob and deadweight the door.
I look out the peephole, and there's this blonde bitch in a green-and-black striped shirt. She's begging me to let her in, as it's her friend's apartment and her orange heels are by the door inside. I tell her she's got the wrong apartment, but she's saying it's not my apartment. Funny, huh?
I tell her to leave, or I'm calling the cops. She won't, so I dial up the ol' 911. I'm on the phone until the cops come, so the woman on the other end of the phone gets to hear how batshit this girl was.
She even started claiming she was hypoglycemic, and would collapse if I didn't let her in. Fuck that. She could have been lying the whole time... she probably wanted in to rob me or murder me or something. I wasn't taking any chances. Shit, she could have died outside my front door for all I cared.
The cops finally show up and question her. She at least knew what apartment complex she was at, so she wasn't fully on drugs or fully wasted or something. Last I saw, they had loaded her up in the police car. I went back to bed about 3 AM and tried to go back to sleep. I really couldn't sleep. I had had the shit scared out of me figuratively (and came damn close to literally)... you think I was going to get back to sleep?
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This story is completely true. I hope to post the police report up here if I can find it.
Since I'm writing anyway, I went to the company Christmas party last Friday and had a fun time. Did you know downtown Nashville is pretty much dead at midnight?
Well, I have one week of work left before Christmas vacation. This is going to be the longest week ever.
Posted 12.14.2008 - 0 Comments
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Here's something weird. I was in a Target the other day, and they were playing "Suspicious Minds" on whatever Muzak they have. It wasn't the Elvis version, mind you, but the cover by Fine Young Cannibals.
Got back from Thanksgiving vacation on Sunday. It was your typical Thanksgiving. I'm more a fan of fried or roasted turkey, but the black walnut-smoked turkey was awesome. I'm not really a fan of smoked turkey, but I could go for some more of that. Unfortunately, so did everyone else, and I didn't even get seconds.
Also, I got to watch LSU's choke job to Arkansas on Friday. Those 3 penalties for being idiots cost us the game... but it did look nice on my uncle's brand-new HD flat screen.
I just got back from vacation, and now I can't wait for the next one. Probably because it's in less than 3 weeks. There's also the company Christmas party this weekend. We'll see what happens.
Again, hooray for boobies.
Posted 12.2.2008 - 0 Comments
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